5/1/24
 

Hello! The Comedy Sweep is on! Day 2, Just For You!

1. What stays in the corner yet travels all over the world? Answer: A postage stamp
2. What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
   Answer: A Yamahahaha
3. What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
   Answer: A Road
4. Who earns a living driving their customers away?
   Answer: An Uber Driver
5. Why did the traffic light turn red?
   Answer: You would too, if you had to change in the middle of the street
6. What has 4 wheels and flies?
   Answer: A garbage truck
7. What kind of driver never gets a parking ticket?
   Answer: A screwdriver
8. What happened to the car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? Answer: It wooden go

Yes, I know they are pretty corny, but laughing has its benefits-lowers blood pressure, strengthens our immune system, reduces the effects of stress, and energizes us. Be happy today!