3-day Comedy Sweep, Day 2
Hello! The Comedy Sweep is on! Day 2, Just For You!
- What stays in the corner yet travels all over the world? Answer: A postage stamp
- What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Answer: A Yamahahaha - What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
Answer: A Road - Who earns a living driving their customers away?
Answer: An Uber Driver - Why did the traffic light turn red?
Answer: You would too, if you had to change in the middle of the street - What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck - What kind of driver never gets a parking ticket?
Answer: A screwdriver - What happened to the car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? Answer: It wooden go
Yes, I know they are pretty corny, but laughing has its benefits-lowers blood pressure, strengthens our immune system, reduces the effects of stress, and energizes us. Be happy today!